you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
Thanks bc I have a chronic problem with this.
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.